Trump's Foreign Policy: Making Afghanistan Grave Again
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10
A brilliant 'America First' policy cut funding for Afghan health clinics. Now, Afghan mothers and babies are dying preventable deaths during childbirth.
Yesterday
Danger: 7/10
Of Course Trump Wrote an Ode for Epstein's Creepy Birthday Scrapbook
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10
A newly revealed birthday book for Jeffrey Epstein contains a letter from Donald Trump. It was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell, because apparently the universe was running low on red flags.
Danger: 8/10
Trump Found His 'Immigration Crackdown' Guy, Presumably at a 'Tough-Sounding Names' Convention
🤦♂️ Stupid: 6/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Donald Trump has found another obscure official to lead his immigration crackdown. Apparently, this guy's main qualification is being ready to lead 'takeovers' of American cities.
Danger: 8/10
Can't Win Fair and Square? Just Redraw the Square!
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Fearing midterm election losses, Trump is just having his buddies redraw the electoral maps. It's an inspiring lesson for our kids: if you can't win the game, just change the rules.
Trump's 'Strongman' Act Folds Faster Than a Lawn Chair in a Hurricane
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Our self-proclaimed strongman is apparently quite weak when dealing with actual strongmen. Putin and Netanyahu are running wild in the power vacuum, turning global politics into their personal playground.
Danger: 8/10
In Trump's America, You Have the Right to Remain Silent... Or Get Fired.
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Following the death of a conservative pundit, the Trump administration is hunting down and firing his online critics. Apparently 'free speech' only applies when you agree with them, preferably while wearing a red hat.