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Danger: 8/10

Trump's Foreign Policy: The 'Bull in a China Shop' Now Has a Grenade Launcher

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

Everyone expected Trump to break our old alliances, which he did. He then started picking fights with other countries for no reason, creating total chaos.

Danger: 6/10

Trump Offers Handcuffs as 'Welcome' Gift, Insists He Loves Foreign Investment

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 6/10

The administration arrests and chains hundreds of South Korean workers. Trump then clarifies that foreign workers are very welcome, especially their wallets.

Danger: 8/10

Man Survives Shooting, Immediately Shoots Off Mouth

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

Following an assassination attempt, Trump immediately invents a vast left-wing conspiracy to investigate. The national healing process lasted for a solid twelve seconds.

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Trump's Foreign Policy: The 'Bull in a China Shop' Now Has a Grenade Launcher

Trump Offers Handcuffs as 'Welcome' Gift, Insists He Loves Foreign Investment

Man Survives Shooting, Immediately Shoots Off Mouth