What stupid stuff has Trump done today?

Today

Trump's 'National Security' Tariff Plan Meets Nine People Who Actually Read the Constitution
Danger: 7/10

Trump's 'National Security' Tariff Plan Meets Nine People Who Actually Read the Constitution

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10

Trump's legal team argued he can slap tariffs on anyone by yelling 'national security!' The Supreme Court, shockingly, seemed to suggest that's not how checks and balances work.

The Guardian Gazes Into a Crystal Ball, Confirms It's a Dumpster Fire
Danger: 9/10

The Guardian Gazes Into a Crystal Ball, Confirms It's a Dumpster Fire

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10

A hypothetical look at a second Trump term imagines using military force on cities and firing thousands of federal workers. It's the political equivalent of getting back with your worst ex and finding out they've taken up arson.

Trump Inspires 'Big, Beautiful' Hunger, Kimmel Provides 'Big, Beautiful' Sandwiches
Danger: 7/10

Trump Inspires 'Big, Beautiful' Hunger, Kimmel Provides 'Big, Beautiful' Sandwiches

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10

The government shuts down and cuts food aid for the neediest families. A late-night host has to step in to literally feed hungry people.

Trump Re-Nominates NASA Chief After Deciding His Feud With Other Billionaire Got Low Ratings

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 4/10

Trump flip-flops on his NASA chief nominee after previously withdrawing him during a temper tantrum over Elon Musk. Apparently, space exploration now depends on who's currently in the president's good graces.

Virginia Governor Vows to Govern, Which Apparently Is News Now
Danger: 6/10

Virginia Governor Vows to Govern, Which Apparently Is News Now

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 6/10

Virginia's new governor says she'll stand up to Trump's 'bad policies.' It's a bold new strategy called 'doing the job you were elected to do.'

Fascism Expert Flees America, Presumably Before It's Renamed 'Trumpistan'
Danger: 9/10

Fascism Expert Flees America, Presumably Before It's Renamed 'Trumpistan'

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10

A Yale professor who literally studies fascism has fled the United States. He calls the Trump administration's takeover a 'coup,' which is generally not a great sign for a stable democracy.

The Canary in the Coal Mine Just Packed His Bags for Canada
Danger: 9/10

The Canary in the Coal Mine Just Packed His Bags for Canada

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10

An expert who literally wrote the book on fascism has now fled the country. He calls the Trump administration a 'coup,' which, and I'm no political scientist, is generally considered a bad thing.

Trump's 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Makes Rich People... More Beautifully Rich
Danger: 7/10

Trump's 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Makes Rich People... More Beautifully Rich

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10

In a shocking turn of events, a tax bill named by a billionaire primarily helps... other billionaires. The only trickle-down effect here will be the tears of the middle class.

Robes vs. Riches: Supreme Court to Decide if President Can Legally Shake Down the World for Lunch Money
Danger: 8/10

Robes vs. Riches: Supreme Court to Decide if President Can Legally Shake Down the World for Lunch Money

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

The Supreme Court will finally determine if a president can just slap a 'Make Everything More Expensive' tax on imports. Apparently, yelling 'TARIFFS!' doesn't automatically make it constitutional.

Trump's Economic Plan: Light a Tire Fire, Hope the Smoke Makes a Rainbow
Danger: 6/10

Trump's Economic Plan: Light a Tire Fire, Hope the Smoke Makes a Rainbow

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 6/10

Trump's tariffs are making the government billions by costing consumers more money. The plan to help American factories is, get this, hurting American factories.

Trump Boldly Goes Where He's Gone Before, Renominates NASA Pick He Already Fired
Danger: 5/10

Trump Boldly Goes Where He's Gone Before, Renominates NASA Pick He Already Fired

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 5/10

Trump has renominated a tech billionaire to run NASA. This is the same guy whose nomination he pulled months ago for not being Republican enough.

Trump's War on Drugs Now Involves Actual Warships
Danger: 8/10

Trump's War on Drugs Now Involves Actual Warships

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

The Trump administration has killed 66 people in its naval campaign against 'alleged' drug smugglers. The President calls it fighting terrorism, while Congress and the UN question the whole 'extrajudicial killing' thing.

Holy Smokes! Trump Manages to Piss Off the Pope.
Danger: 7/10

Holy Smokes! Trump Manages to Piss Off the Pope.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10

Donald Trump's anti-immigrant stance gets a divine smackdown from the Pope himself. The Pontiff uses Jesus' own words to warn him about, you know, eternal damnation.

Supreme Court to Decide if 'Because I Said So' is a Valid Economic Policy
Danger: 7/10

Supreme Court to Decide if 'Because I Said So' is a Valid Economic Policy

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10

The Supreme Court is finally asking if the President can start a global trade war on a whim. His 'I alone can fix it' strategy now faces nine people in robes who might actually read the Constitution.

World's Sore-est Loser Discovers Caps Lock After Midterms
Danger: 6/10

World's Sore-est Loser Discovers Caps Lock After Midterms

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 6/10

Donald Trump reacts to GOP election losses with the grace of a toddler in a toy store. His social media platform is apparently running on pure, uncut rage-ahol.

Man Holds Country Hostage for 35 Days, Wonders Why Local Dog Catcher Election Isn't Going His Way
Danger: 8/10

Man Holds Country Hostage for 35 Days, Wonders Why Local Dog Catcher Election Isn't Going His Way

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

The government has been shut down for over a month during key elections. This is apparently a referendum on the President's ability to, you know, govern.

Virginia Tells Trump's DOGE to 'Sit, Stay'
Danger: 5/10

Virginia Tells Trump's DOGE to 'Sit, Stay'

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 5/10

A Democrat won Virginia's governor race with the radical idea that firing federal workers is bad. She campaigned against Trump's 'Department Of Government Efficiency,' which is apparently a real thing and not just a meme.

One Year In: The 'Winning' Still Hasn't Started.
Danger: 8/10

One Year In: The 'Winning' Still Hasn't Started.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10

The BBC time-travels to review year one of Trump's hypothetical second term. Spoiler alert: the 'great again' part is still buffering.

Trump's America: Now Featuring a Cultural Revolution, China Edition
Danger: 9/10

Trump's America: Now Featuring a Cultural Revolution, China Edition

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10

Trump's demands for absolute loyalty are giving people in China flashbacks to Mao's cultural revolution. You know, that other great leader with a thing for big rallies and unquestioning devotion.