What stupid stuff has Trump done today?
The government shuts down and cuts food aid for the neediest families. A late-night host has to step in to literally feed hungry people.
Trump flip-flops on his NASA chief nominee after previously withdrawing him during a temper tantrum over Elon Musk. Apparently, space exploration now depends on who's currently in the president's good graces.
An expert who literally wrote the book on fascism has now fled the country. He calls the Trump administration a 'coup,' which, and I'm no political scientist, is generally considered a bad thing.
A Yale professor who literally studies fascism has fled the United States. He calls the Trump administration's takeover a 'coup,' which is generally not a great sign for a stable democracy.
In a shocking turn of events, a tax bill named by a billionaire primarily helps... other billionaires. The only trickle-down effect here will be the tears of the middle class.
Trump's tariffs are making the government billions by costing consumers more money. The plan to help American factories is, get this, hurting American factories.
The Supreme Court will finally determine if a president can just slap a 'Make Everything More Expensive' tax on imports. Apparently, yelling 'TARIFFS!' doesn't automatically make it constitutional.
Trump has renominated a tech billionaire to run NASA. This is the same guy whose nomination he pulled months ago for not being Republican enough.
The Trump administration has killed 66 people in its naval campaign against 'alleged' drug smugglers. The President calls it fighting terrorism, while Congress and the UN question the whole 'extrajudicial killing' thing.
Donald Trump's anti-immigrant stance gets a divine smackdown from the Pope himself. The Pontiff uses Jesus' own words to warn him about, you know, eternal damnation.
The Supreme Court is finally asking if the President can start a global trade war on a whim. His 'I alone can fix it' strategy now faces nine people in robes who might actually read the Constitution.
Donald Trump reacts to GOP election losses with the grace of a toddler in a toy store. His social media platform is apparently running on pure, uncut rage-ahol.
The government has been shut down for over a month during key elections. This is apparently a referendum on the President's ability to, you know, govern.
A Democrat won Virginia's governor race with the radical idea that firing federal workers is bad. She campaigned against Trump's 'Department Of Government Efficiency,' which is apparently a real thing and not just a meme.
The BBC time-travels to review year one of Trump's hypothetical second term. Spoiler alert: the 'great again' part is still buffering.
Trump's demands for absolute loyalty are giving people in China flashbacks to Mao's cultural revolution. You know, that other great leader with a thing for big rallies and unquestioning devotion.
Donald Trump had a mysterious MRI scan for reasons the White House can't explain. I guess 'checking to see if there's anything in there' was too on-the-nose for a press briefing.
Trump's Justice Department abruptly ended the Epstein co-conspirator investigation. Congressman Jamie Raskin suspects this wasn't just spring cleaning.
America heads to the polls while Donald Trump wages a valiant, one-man war against his keyboard. His opponent: literally everything and everyone.
A totally normal former president issues a calm, well-reasoned message to voters on Election Day. It was, of course, in all caps, because nothing says 'stable leadership' like screaming into the void.
Trump proudly claims he blew up boats to stop fentanyl. It turns out the boats were carrying cocaine, making his 'tough on crime' moment just another fact-free fiasco.
The Trump administration is gutting public health in the name of 'making America healthy again.' Actual health professionals are, shall we say, regrouping after being attacked by their own government.
Trump repeatedly offers to send US troops to 'help' Mexico with their cartel problem. Mexico's President keeps explaining the concept of national sovereignty to him.
Trump's media friends are editing his appearances to remove the parts where he speaks. Meanwhile, Elon Musk's AI is rewriting history, which I believe is also known as 'history'.
The Department of Justice punted on prosecuting Trump for trying to steal an election. The FBI was apparently more concerned with its 'apolitical' brand than with, you know, justice.
Trump threatens to hold food benefits hostage to fund his border wall, a bold strategy. His spokesperson then immediately clarifies he would never do the thing he just threatened to do.
Trump is busy gilding the White House like a low-budget pharaoh. He's also moving to block food aid for the nation's poorest because, you know, priorities.
Trump is deploying troops to an American city, because apparently the biggest threat to Memphis is a lack of camouflage. Democrats are suing to stop this nonsense military LARPing on Beale Street.
A year after Trump's supposed second victory, the right has fully embraced a rhetoric of cruelty as its main platform. The quiet part is now being screamed through a megaphone at a children's library.
Trump's chaotic tariff plan forces the Supreme Court to pick a side. Will they back their creator or their corporate sugar daddies?
The Trump administration wants you to have more babies. Their genius plan to encourage this involves taking away food and healthcare from poor families.
The Trump administration's Justice Department shut down a successful anti-violence nonprofit. Apparently, the only thing they wanted to stop was people stopping violence.
Conservative justices must choose between the president who appointed them and their plutocratic patrons. It's a loyalty test where the only guaranteed loser is the American economy.
The Trump administration wants more babies, but its first step is cutting food and health benefits for poor families. It's a bold new 'pro-natalist' strategy called 'pre-starvation.'
Trump is turning the DOJ into his personal revenge squad to go after his enemies. Apparently the 'blind' in 'blind justice' now means 'blind loyalty'.
President Trump returns from his trip to find a few small issues waiting for him. You know, just pivotal elections, the Supreme Court, and a government he personally shut down.
Donald Trump is threatening to pull federal funds from New York if they elect the wrong mayor. Apparently, democracy is now a subscription service, and he can cancel it at any time.
A full year after his election, the man who promised to fix everything has, shockingly, fixed very little. The economy he was elected to save is still waiting for its superhero cape to arrive.
The Supreme Court might give Trump unchecked power to wage trade wars. Apparently, 'checks and balances' was more of a suggestion.
Trump throws a party for himself while food benefits expire, a real 'let them eat cake' moment. Jimmy Kimmel crashes the festivities by reminding everyone of Trump's other party pal, Jeffrey Epstein.
Steve Bannon is pushing a wild theory that Trump can run for a third term in 2028. This legal strategy apparently involves ignoring that pesky 22nd Amendment and hoping nobody notices.
Trump hosted a lavish, tone-deaf 'Great Gatsby' themed party. The move shows a spectacular lack of awareness for anyone not in his immediate tax bracket.
Donald Trump launched a 'deranged' personal attack against late night host Seth Meyers. Meyers responded by using his television show to point out how deranged it was.
A government watchdog was fired right when his agency was being used to target the president's foes. I'm sure it's a total coincidence, just a wacky, wacky coincidence.
Donald Trump, a man who can't see an election without sticking his hand in it, endorses Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor. He also issued some vague threats, because that's just his way of saying 'hello'.
Donald Trump endorsed his long-time political nemesis, Andrew Cuomo, in a New York race. This strategic masterstroke has left analysts wondering if he's playing 4D chess or just hit his head.
Donald Trump threatens to cut federal funding to New York City if they don't vote for his preferred mayoral candidate. Democracy, it seems, is now a subscription service, and New York is late on its payment.