Trump's Foreign Policy: Now With More Random Humiliation!
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10
The world's leaders thought indulging Trump meant they wouldn't get hurt. Turns out, that was just the price of admission to the chaos.
Today
Trump Unveils New 'Welcome Wagon' Complete with Handcuffs
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 6/10
Trump welcomes foreign workers just days after arresting hundreds of them in chains. Apparently, the welcome mat is only rolled out *after* the international incident.
In Response to Shooting, Trump Vows to Investigate People Who Weren't There
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 9/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Following an assassination attempt, Trump immediately blames 'the left' and claims they are under investigation. His proof, as usual, seems to be based entirely on feelings and vibes.
Yesterday
Trump's Foreign Policy: Making Afghanistan Grave Again
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 9/10
A brilliant 'America First' policy cut funding for Afghan health clinics. Now, Afghan mothers and babies are dying preventable deaths during childbirth.
Danger: 7/10
Of Course Trump Wrote an Ode for Epstein's Creepy Birthday Scrapbook
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 7/10
A newly revealed birthday book for Jeffrey Epstein contains a letter from Donald Trump. It was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell, because apparently the universe was running low on red flags.
Danger: 8/10
Trump Found His 'Immigration Crackdown' Guy, Presumably at a 'Tough-Sounding Names' Convention
🤦♂️ Stupid: 6/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Donald Trump has found another obscure official to lead his immigration crackdown. Apparently, this guy's main qualification is being ready to lead 'takeovers' of American cities.
Danger: 8/10
Can't Win Fair and Square? Just Redraw the Square!
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 8/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Fearing midterm election losses, Trump is just having his buddies redraw the electoral maps. It's an inspiring lesson for our kids: if you can't win the game, just change the rules.
Trump's 'Strongman' Act Folds Faster Than a Lawn Chair in a Hurricane
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Our self-proclaimed strongman is apparently quite weak when dealing with actual strongmen. Putin and Netanyahu are running wild in the power vacuum, turning global politics into their personal playground.
Danger: 8/10
In Trump's America, You Have the Right to Remain Silent... Or Get Fired.
🤦♂️🤦♂️ Stupid: 7/10 ⚠️ Danger: 8/10
Following the death of a conservative pundit, the Trump administration is hunting down and firing his online critics. Apparently 'free speech' only applies when you agree with them, preferably while wearing a red hat.